Realistic New Year’s Resolutions

I know it’s almost a week into the new year, but everyone seems to be posting up their resolutions or various things they think others should resolve to do. If you want, I’m offering you up a list of actual resolutions that may be manageable for you in the coming year. Just…pick whichever and roll with it. Here we go:

    1. Floss More Regularly
    2. Wear Belts Less Often
    3. Be More Comfortable
    4. Eat a Little Less Junk Food
    5. Take Slightly Shorter Showers
    6. Be More Sarcastic
    7. Be Less Sarcastic
    8. Be More Active
    9. Take Fewer Naps
    10. Take More Naps
    11. Enjoy Your Free Time More
    12. Be a Bit More Productive
    13. Call Your Family More Frequently
    14. Stop Reading Stupid Lists, like this one.

So, which did you pick? Did you pick one? Do you have your own resolution? Mine’s number 1. Feel free to comment.

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Matthew Newman
Matthew Newman is a Christian environmental engineer (Professionally licensed in Maryland). He’s also a husband, beard aficionado, Dad of four beautiful children, blogger, and all around geeky guy from Baltimore County. When he’s not chasing his kids or working, he’s probably asleep.

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