Deep Thoughts (No Politics)

Now that the election is over, I think we need some deep thought that are not politically related to really help us…relate.

Why did no one stop the old lady who swallowed a fly after downing that spider? That was a very preventable death.

Do people who buy Hess truck toys in regions of the country without Hess stations know what Hess really is?

If posting unpopular opinions on the internet becomes so popular, do said opinions suddenly cease to be unpopular?

What doesn’t kill you does not always make you stronger. Sometimes it horribly maims you or crushes your spirit.

What happens when we create a time machine & learn the truth: dinosaurs were warm blooded, breathe fire, furry, & loved coffee

It really is amazeballs that this guy in Pokemon OmegaRuby says “Amazeballs”

I like the expression “Good Gravy,” but generally speaking I don’t like gravy. I feel like such a hypocrite.

Don’t be one who can’t even, be one who can even.

When members of boy bands become adults, does it suddenly become a man band?

Can one be off fleek? Because I think I may be.

If Mario can kill the sun (Super Mario Bros 3), doesn’t that make him the most powerful video game character ever?

Minun and Plusle are really just a poor man’s Pikachu. And Pikachu, is really just a poor man’s Pachirisu. There, I said it.

Do sore thumbs really stick out? Do you really notice other people’s sore thumbs? I don’t.

Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea.

And I’ll end with actual deep thoughts from Crane Game Girls Galaxy:

About the Author

Matthew Newman
Matthew Newman is a Christian environmental engineer (Professionally licensed in Maryland). He’s also a husband, beard aficionado, Dad of four beautiful children, blogger, and all around geeky guy from Baltimore County. When he’s not chasing his kids or working, he’s probably asleep.

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