I decided to compile some funny tweets on parenthood I found recently:
Parenting means it doesn’t matter how awful you look in a photo as long as your kids look good.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 16, 2016
6: “Ok, I’m gonna be an adult now.”
(*sits in swivel chair, spins around and around)
Me: “That’s what adults do?”
6: “That’s what I’D do.”
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 16, 2016
Life goals pic.twitter.com/ibe8DBDwbR
— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) June 15, 2016
— Matthew Newman (@MDMRN) June 9, 2016
I overheard my 4-year-old say, “Shhh! I hear tacos.”
I wish I had that superpower.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 15, 2016
I made my child something he ate just yesterday, assuming he’d love it again today and then we laughed and laughed.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) June 14, 2016
4-year-old: *scatters bread crumbs all over the house*
Me: What are you doing?!
4: Feeding the ducks
Me: There are no ducks.
4: Not yet.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 9, 2016
My house looks like a toy truck collided with a Lay’s truck&dipped itself in syrup.
Cool thing is, it looks better than it did yesterday.
— Jenn Harrell Scott (@Jenn_H_Scott) June 8, 2016
— Sara Gonzales (@SaraGonzalesTX) June 8, 2016
Every time I walk out of a room, my 4 year old says “bye bye Felicia” to my back.
— Liz O’GingerMcIrish (@TheGingerarchy) June 7, 2016
Me: I was trained by the greatest country cook that ever lived. Everyone loves my biscuits!
Daughter (crying): Pul-eeze, Mom, Lucky Charms.
— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) June 7, 2016
Nice work. Want more funny tweets about parenthood? I made a list of funny parent tweeps here.
P.S. I shouldn’t say the word tweeps, it just sounds weird.