Deep Thoughts on 2016

What if Hillary launches her campaign 5 more times and the media plays along each time? Will the next one be the official official campaign announcement?

What if Jeb is just trolling everyone and declares, “YOLO, I’m not running dawg?”

What happens if voters in Iowa actually learn more about Carson’s views on the issues?

When all is said and done, of which party do we think Lincoln Chafee will be a member?

Do we know when the most important Republican candidates self-proclaimed vampire Jonathon Sharkey and Jimmy McMillan are going to announce their intentions?

If we turned the GOP’s first 2016 debate into a karaoke competition, who do you think would be the victor?

Are there actual people who believe Bernie Sanders is someone who could win the Presidency?

What does Martin O’Malley think about Hillary Clinton now that makes her less qualified to be President than when he endorsed her in 2008?

Talking about transgenderism and being a peeping tom sound like bad talking points for the campaign trail.

When do you think Republicans will get sick of the current field and take a second look at Dick Cheney?

I think if there was a cage match with all the Republican contenders for President, Rick Santorum may end up victorious. He is a scrapper and I hear he fights dirty.

If there were a Democratic cage match, Hillary would win. The others would beat each other up for the opportunity to fight her and she’d just win with a single kick.

What are the odds Rand Paul goes full on Bilderberger conspiracy theorist before the campaign is over?

How many departments do we think Rick Perry will forget to cut if he actually wins election as President?

What Presidential candidate will tackle the serious issue of bringing the Hamburglar to justice?

I am still fairly confident Mitt Romney could win the Presidency hands down if he started airing the Romney Rap in all 50 States as his only campaign ad.

Will anyone actually take Hillary Clinton to task for anything in the primary or general – or just generally flail about and hope she implodes?

Doesn’t the whole “Obama wasn’t qualified” argument entirely vanish if we select Cruz, Paul, or Rubio as our nominee?

I would hate to be Mike Lee right now. Three of his closest buddies in the Senate are running for President (Cruz, Paul, Rubio). Seeing your close friends fight – sounds like a drag.

Will I actually decide on a candidate between now and primary day? Maybe is the answer.

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Matthew Newman
Matthew Newman is a Christian environmental engineer (Professionally licensed in Maryland). He’s also a husband, beard aficionado, Dad of four beautiful children, blogger, and all around geeky guy from Baltimore County. When he’s not chasing his kids or working, he’s probably asleep.

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